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    July 17

    數學人生~1

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one may conclude with mathematical certainty that While
    Hard work
    and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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    June 23
    Yvonne Wongwrote:
    lol!  Really funny!!!!
    My son wrote: Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  I will try the last three then!
    Oct. 15
    lady 情 舒wrote:
    係商業社會上, 靠bullshit/ass kissing上位既人必定存在架啦. 有幾多個boss肯清醒/ 懂分析既呢? 也許有些是身不由己..........但, 人各有志~
    July 17
    Frank 林仔wrote:
    蓮花小妹:你的工作不是要和統計數字打交道嗎?那你每天都要暈幾次囉~
    July 17
    檬 吴wrote:
    今天一口气,把你的文章都看了!哈哈!!
    July 17
    Frank 林仔wrote:
    瑪姬,地球人,生哥,翁老弟以及最得人錫嘅宗妹:
    我嘅問題係:點解有咁多靠bullshit同埋ass-kissing的人可以高高在上呢?若果我地個個都靠呢味嘢,呢個世界會變成點?
    July 17
    檬 吴wrote:
    晕!学中文专业的一看数字就晕。。。。。。。。。
    July 17
    lady 情 舒wrote:
    哦, attitude就100分. 天意有沒有影響既呢?
    July 17
    宗兄:早晨呀!
    July 17
    早晨呀!林大哥
    July 17
    地球人wrote:
    morning ar:lam sir: hahaha, so do u put bullshit on the top lei...hehehe 
    July 17
    Maggie Manwrote:
    I got it, really got it, thanks haha!
    July 17

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